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avatar John Paul
I shouted to my wife,

I shouted to my wife, "Honey, I broke a glass in the kitchen." She replied, "I'm coming with the broom." I said, "It's not urgent, you can come on foot." Then she hit me with it. I will be pressing charges, she has to learn you can't just hit someone with your vehicle.

avatar Olivia Veqqie

When it's Election Day and you know your partner's political beliefs YEP! Alright, I'm heading out, I should be able to reach that, you know I'm doing this right? I picked the wrong one, yup!

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